quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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