if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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