i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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