I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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