I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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