Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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