i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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