who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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