If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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