Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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