Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
BRING THE BAGELS
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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