Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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