They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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