Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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