i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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