Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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