omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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