I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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