She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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