six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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