i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
