Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Come share oat with me in your robe
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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