Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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