it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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