No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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