I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize