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say what?
wanna hang out?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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