About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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