At least make sure they are 18
Why
I cockslap morals
Duck Duck Cougar?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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