What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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