My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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