You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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