I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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