Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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