I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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