I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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