how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Farmville is her only friend.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
