I need help removing her.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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