Your mouth is God's brothel.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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