I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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