she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
do herpes really smell.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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