I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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