I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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