Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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