Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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