Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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