You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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