yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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