I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Randomize
