Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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