DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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