therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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